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A few updates to the quit messages.

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Kevin Easton
2011-02-02 11:11:28 +00:00
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@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ ${a} for president.
${a}: anything else would be uncivilized ${a}: anything else would be uncivilized
${a}: better than a penis enlargement! ${a}: better than a penis enlargement!
${a}: born to raise hell ${a}: born to raise hell
${a}: causing all sorts of havok! ${a}: causing all sorts of havoc!
${a}: cleaner, drier, protects even better ${a}: cleaner, drier, protects even better
${a}: coming soon to a theatre near you! ${a}: coming soon to a theatre near you!
${a}: do not expose to open flame or fire ${a}: do not expose to open flame or fire
@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@ ${a} for president.
${a}: it does a body good ${a}: it does a body good
${a}: it isn't only my script, it's also my client ${a}: it isn't only my script, it's also my client
${a}: it keeps going and going and going and going and... ${a}: it keeps going and going and going and going and...
${a}: it makes bathtime lots of fun! ${a}: it makes bath-time lots of fun!
${a}: it tastes like poo ${a}: it tastes like poo
${a}: it won't get you laid ${a}: it won't get you laid
${a}: it'll get you in, out and on with life. ${a}: it'll get you in, out and on with life.
@@ -40,7 +40,7 @@ ${a} for president.
${a}: it's everywhere you want to be ${a}: it's everywhere you want to be
${a}: it's how steak is done ${a}: it's how steak is done
${a}: it's magically delicious! ${a}: it's magically delicious!
${a}: it's not for the tabkey impaired! ${a}: it's not for the tab-key impaired!
${a}: it's not your ordinary stick of gum ${a}: it's not your ordinary stick of gum
${a}: it's shagadellic, baby! ${a}: it's shagadellic, baby!
${a}: it's wax ecstatic ${a}: it's wax ecstatic
@@ -82,7 +82,7 @@ ${a} for president.
${a}: the fizzle goes straight to your brain! ${a}: the fizzle goes straight to your brain!
${a}: the fresh-maker! ${a}: the fresh-maker!
${a}: the headache medicine ${a}: the headache medicine
${a}: the IRC client with hair on it's balls ${a}: the IRC client with hair on its balls
${a}: the NEW form of birth control! ${a}: the NEW form of birth control!
${a}: the new hardcore, psycho, nitro client -- in a can ${a}: the new hardcore, psycho, nitro client -- in a can
${a}: the official IRC client of the 2004 Olympic Games ${a}: the official IRC client of the 2004 Olympic Games
@@ -96,7 +96,7 @@ ${a} for president.
${a}: the un-Cola ${a}: the un-Cola
${a}: to the rescue! ${a}: to the rescue!
${a}: treats external genital warts! ${a}: treats external genital warts!
${a}: try our lowfat flavor too! ${a}: try our low-fat flavor too!
${a}: try our Windows Me and Windows XP flavors too! ${a}: try our Windows Me and Windows XP flavors too!
${a}: Tune In, Turn On, Drop Out. ${a}: Tune In, Turn On, Drop Out.
${a}: use it, it makes hair grow in funny places! ${a}: use it, it makes hair grow in funny places!
@@ -104,15 +104,18 @@ ${a} for president.
${a}: use only under adult supervision ${a}: use only under adult supervision
${a}: you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel ${a}: you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel
${a}: your way, right away ${a}: your way, right away
${a}: not a flotation device
${a}: for external use only
${a}: may contain traces of peanuts
${a}: contains phenylalanine
${J} by panasync ${J} by panasync
${J} <20> 1996-2003 Colten Edwards ${J} <20> 1996-2011 Colten Edwards et al
${J}: just when you thought it couldn't get any better ${J}: just when you thought it couldn't get any better
${a} by any other name is still ${a} ${a} by any other name is still ${a}
${a} has bite! (Just ask Mike Tyson!) ${a} has bite! (Just ask Mike Tyson!)
${a} is a flavored condom, all the women love it's taste
${a} Lite I said! ${a} Lite I said!
${b} "got $tolower(${a})?" ${b} "got $tolower(${a})?"
@@ -155,7 +158,7 @@ ${b} Get your free warez from ftp://127.0.0.1!
${b} Grandmaster Flash uses ${a}, 'coz it's all about money, ain't a damn thing funny ${b} Grandmaster Flash uses ${a}, 'coz it's all about money, ain't a damn thing funny
${b} Hanson uses ${a}. Mommy, can we dress like boys again? ${b} Hanson uses ${a}. Mommy, can we dress like boys again?
${b} Harry Potter uses ${a}. Shouldn't you? ${b} Harry Potter uses ${a}. Shouldn't you?
${b} Have you huggled your ${a} today? ${b} Have you hugged your ${a} today?
${b} Have YOU raped a lawn gnome today? ${b} Have YOU raped a lawn gnome today?
${b} He-Man uses ${a}. *HE HAS THE POOWWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!* ${b} He-Man uses ${a}. *HE HAS THE POOWWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!*
${b} Hey, where's the cream filling?! ${b} Hey, where's the cream filling?!
@@ -254,6 +257,7 @@ ${b} Wouldn't it be great if the dog could walk itself?
${b} Yo quiero ${a} ${b} Yo quiero ${a}
${b} You can breathe without ${a}, but I wouldn't recommend it ${b} You can breathe without ${a}, but I wouldn't recommend it
${b} You can /quit any time you like, but you can never leave ${b} You can /quit any time you like, but you can never leave
${b} THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
All the ${a} that's fit to print! All the ${a} that's fit to print!
Bad ${a}, bad ${a}, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? Bad ${a}, bad ${a}, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?