From 9f3256cac7ec0849496169868a73d0bb0fd44190 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Kevin Easton Date: Wed, 2 Feb 2011 11:11:28 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] A few updates to the quit messages. git-svn-id: svn://svn.code.sf.net/p/bitchx/code/trunk@106 13b04d17-f746-0410-82c6-800466cd88b0 --- BitchX.quit | 20 ++++++++++++-------- 1 file changed, 12 insertions(+), 8 deletions(-) diff --git a/BitchX.quit b/BitchX.quit index 4f1cc01..c46d867 100644 --- a/BitchX.quit +++ b/BitchX.quit @@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ ${a} for president. ${a}: anything else would be uncivilized ${a}: better than a penis enlargement! ${a}: born to raise hell -${a}: causing all sorts of havok! +${a}: causing all sorts of havoc! ${a}: cleaner, drier, protects even better ${a}: coming soon to a theatre near you! ${a}: do not expose to open flame or fire @@ -32,7 +32,7 @@ ${a} for president. ${a}: it does a body good ${a}: it isn't only my script, it's also my client ${a}: it keeps going and going and going and going and... -${a}: it makes bathtime lots of fun! +${a}: it makes bath-time lots of fun! ${a}: it tastes like poo ${a}: it won't get you laid ${a}: it'll get you in, out and on with life. @@ -40,7 +40,7 @@ ${a} for president. ${a}: it's everywhere you want to be ${a}: it's how steak is done ${a}: it's magically delicious! -${a}: it's not for the tabkey impaired! +${a}: it's not for the tab-key impaired! ${a}: it's not your ordinary stick of gum ${a}: it's shagadellic, baby! ${a}: it's wax ecstatic @@ -82,7 +82,7 @@ ${a} for president. ${a}: the fizzle goes straight to your brain! ${a}: the fresh-maker! ${a}: the headache medicine -${a}: the IRC client with hair on it's balls +${a}: the IRC client with hair on its balls ${a}: the NEW form of birth control! ${a}: the new hardcore, psycho, nitro client -- in a can ${a}: the official IRC client of the 2004 Olympic Games @@ -96,7 +96,7 @@ ${a} for president. ${a}: the un-Cola ${a}: to the rescue! ${a}: treats external genital warts! -${a}: try our lowfat flavor too! +${a}: try our low-fat flavor too! ${a}: try our Windows Me and Windows XP flavors too! ${a}: Tune In, Turn On, Drop Out. ${a}: use it, it makes hair grow in funny places! @@ -104,15 +104,18 @@ ${a} for president. ${a}: use only under adult supervision ${a}: you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel ${a}: your way, right away +${a}: not a flotation device +${a}: for external use only +${a}: may contain traces of peanuts +${a}: contains phenylalanine ${J} by panasync -${J} © 1996-2003 Colten Edwards +${J} © 1996-2011 Colten Edwards et al ${J}: just when you thought it couldn't get any better ${a} by any other name is still ${a} ${a} has bite! (Just ask Mike Tyson!) -${a} is a flavored condom, all the women love it's taste ${a} Lite I said! ${b} "got $tolower(${a})?" @@ -155,7 +158,7 @@ ${b} Get your free warez from ftp://127.0.0.1! ${b} Grandmaster Flash uses ${a}, 'coz it's all about money, ain't a damn thing funny ${b} Hanson uses ${a}. Mommy, can we dress like boys again? ${b} Harry Potter uses ${a}. Shouldn't you? -${b} Have you huggled your ${a} today? +${b} Have you hugged your ${a} today? ${b} Have YOU raped a lawn gnome today? ${b} He-Man uses ${a}. *HE HAS THE POOWWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!* ${b} Hey, where's the cream filling?! @@ -254,6 +257,7 @@ ${b} Wouldn't it be great if the dog could walk itself? ${b} Yo quiero ${a} ${b} You can breathe without ${a}, but I wouldn't recommend it ${b} You can /quit any time you like, but you can never leave +${b} THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES All the ${a} that's fit to print! Bad ${a}, bad ${a}, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?