Initial import of the ircii-pana-1.1-final source tree.
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# For use with BitchX-75+
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# Last updated: 20040326
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${a} Official Bug Reporting Site -- http://bugs.bitchx.org/
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${a} Official FAQ Site -- http://faq.bitchx.org/
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${a} Official FTP Site -- ftp://ftp.bitchx.org/
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${a} Official IRC Channel -- #BitchX on EFNet
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${a} Official WWW Site -- http://www.bitchx.org/
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${a} Official Scripts Site -- http://scripts.bitchx.org/
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${a} Official Forums Site -- http://forums.bitchx.org/
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${a} for president.
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${a}: a modern client for a old world
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${a}: a new fragrance for men, by Calvin Klein
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${a}: anything else would be uncivilized
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${a}: better than a penis enlargement!
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${a}: born to raise hell
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${a}: causing all sorts of havok!
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${a}: cleaner, drier, protects even better
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${a}: coming soon to a theatre near you!
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${a}: do not expose to open flame or fire
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${a}: don't leave home without it!
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${a}: double your pleasure, double your fun!
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${a}: EPIC on steroids.
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${a}: faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive
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${a}: fit to feel groovy
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${a}: for distribution only with a new PC
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${a}: for me to POOP ON!
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${a}: good to the last drop!
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${a}: it adds that extra uNF to your sex life!
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${a}: it does a body good
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${a}: it isn't only my script, it's also my client
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${a}: it keeps going and going and going and going and...
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${a}: it makes bathtime lots of fun!
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${a}: it tastes like poo
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${a}: it won't get you laid
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${a}: it'll get you in, out and on with life.
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${a}: it's all day strong, all day long
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${a}: it's everywhere you want to be
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${a}: it's how steak is done
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${a}: it's magically delicious!
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${a}: it's not for the tabkey impaired!
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${a}: it's not your ordinary stick of gum
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${a}: it's shagadellic, baby!
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${a}: it's wax ecstatic
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${a}: it's what's for lunch
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${a}: Little. Yellow. Better.
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${a}: made with real honey.
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${a}: may cause birth defects
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${a}: melts in your mouth, not in your hands
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${a}: more nutritious than a six-pack.
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${a}: need we say more?
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${a}: nine out of ten doctors recommend it
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${a}: nine out of ten gynecologists recommend it
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${a}: no additives or preservatives
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${a}: no this is NOT a cybersex client
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${a}: not from concentrate
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${a}: not to be taken internally
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${a}: now a major feature film
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${a}: now in non-drowsy formula too!
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${a}: now with $rand(99) percent fewer calories!
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${a}: now with $rand(99) percent more random quit messages!
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${a}: now with flavor crystals!
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${a}: now with Olestra!
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${a}: now with wings!
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${a}: now Y2K compatible!
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${a}: often imitated, never duplicated!
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${a}: reserve your copy today!
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${a}: ribbed for her pleasure!
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${a}: roqz yer nutz!
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${a}: sanitized for your protection
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${a}: shaken, not stirred
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${a}: so real, you'll wet yourself!
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${a}: stays crunchy in milk!
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${a}: strong enough for a man, pH-balanced for a woman
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${a}: take the red pill
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${a}: TASTES GREAT! LESS FILLING! TASTES GREAT! LESS FILLING!
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${a}: the Cadillac of all clients
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${a}: the cootiless client
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${a}: the cure for the common client
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${a}: the fizzle goes straight to your brain!
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${a}: the fresh-maker!
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${a}: the headache medicine
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${a}: the IRC client with hair on it's balls
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${a}: the NEW form of birth control!
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${a}: the new hardcore, psycho, nitro client -- in a can
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${a}: the official IRC client of the 2004 Olympic Games
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${a}: the ONLY bug-free client
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${a}: the ONLY IRC client on Viagra!
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${a}: the ONLY three day cure!
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${a}: the original point-and-click interface.
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${a}: the OTHER white meat
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${a}: the quilted quicker picker upper
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${a}: the right choice for a healthy pet
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${a}: the un-Cola
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${a}: to the rescue!
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${a}: treats external genital warts!
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${a}: try our lowfat flavor too!
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${a}: try our Windows Me and Windows XP flavors too!
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${a}: Tune In, Turn On, Drop Out.
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${a}: use it, it makes hair grow in funny places!
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${a}: use it, it makes you bulletproof
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${a}: use only under adult supervision
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${a}: you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel
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${a}: your way, right away
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${J} by panasync
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${J} <20> 1996-2003 Colten Edwards
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${J}: just when you thought it couldn't get any better
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${a} by any other name is still ${a}
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${a} has bite! (Just ask Mike Tyson!)
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${a} is a flavored condom, all the women love it's taste
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${a} Lite I said!
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${b} "got $tolower(${a})?"
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${b} "I did not have sexual relations with that client, ${a}."
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${b} ${a} is as ${a} does
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${b} $servernick() has left the building
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${b} $servernick() has no reason... just kidding :)
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${b} *PHEAR MY $toupper(${a})-NESS!* BOW TO ME!
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${b} *SUBLIMINAL*MESSAGE* USE $toupper($a) *SUBLIMINAL*MESSAGE*
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${b} $strftime(%Y): year of the ${a}
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${b} A bort R etry F ail
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${b} A friend with weed is a friend indeed
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${b} Amount of time you people were funny: -$rand(60) minutes $rand(60) seconds
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${b} Automatically bored away
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${b} Back wit anutha one of doz ${a}-rockin' beats!
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${b} bb bbba bbbba bb${tolower($a)} ${tolower($a)}!!!
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${b} Beavis & Butthead use ${a}. Huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh he said "Bitch".
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${b} Become a ${a} Certified Systems Engineer today! Apply within!
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${b} Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!
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${b} Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding.
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${b} Bender uses ${a}. Bite my shiny metal ass!
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${b} Bob Barker uses ${a}. Have your ${a} spayed or neutered.
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${b} Captain Kangaroo uses ${a}. Shouldn't you?
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${b} Check out the sexy ${a} pr0n at http://127.0.0.1/bx-pron.html
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${b} Chester Cheeta uses ${a}. Ayeuhayueuhayueuh!
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${b} Choosey moms choose ${a}!
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${b} Connection reset by panasync?
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${b} Did somebody say ${a}?
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${b} Do you... ${a}?
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${b} Does your mommy know you use ${a}?
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${b} Dr. Kavorkian is DYING to use ${a}. Aren't you?
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${b} Dr. Kavorkian would KILL to use ${a}. Shouldn't you?
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${b} Eat, drink and be merry...for tomorrow we die
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${b} Elvis has left the building
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${b} Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!
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${b} For a good time, call 1-900-4${a}
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${b} Free sex with a ${a} upgrade! Call for details!
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${b} Gary Coleman uses ${a}. Whatchoo talkin bout foo?
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${b} Get your free warez from ftp://127.0.0.1!
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${b} Grandmaster Flash uses ${a}, 'coz it's all about money, ain't a damn thing funny
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${b} Hanson uses ${a}. Mommy, can we dress like boys again?
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${b} Harry Potter uses ${a}. Shouldn't you?
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${b} Have you huggled your ${a} today?
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${b} Have YOU raped a lawn gnome today?
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${b} He-Man uses ${a}. *HE HAS THE POOWWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!*
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${b} Hey, where's the cream filling?!
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${b} Hey baby, come sit on my lap. We'll talk about whatever pops up.
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${b} Homer Simpson uses ${a}. D'OH! D'OH! D'OH!
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${b} Hrm... I wonder if I paid this month's electr...EOF From client
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${b} I came, I saw, I ran away screaming
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${b} I got sucked into /dev/null!
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${b} I see your ${a} is as big as mine!
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${b} I theenk I need a beeger box!
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${b} I wonder what this button marked "EOF" does...
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${b} I'm off like a prom dress...
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${b} I'm out like a light...
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${b} If idiots could fly, IRC would be an airport
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${b} It's a huge shit sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite.
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${b} iT's bEttEr tO bUrN oUt tHaN tO fAdE aWaY
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${b} It's game over, man! game over!
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${b} It's not TV. It's ${a}.
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${b} Just do it like Nike... BEEATCH!
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${b} Khaled uses ${a}. CTCP TROUT THIS, BITCH!
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${b} Leggo my Eggo!
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${b} Life is like ${a}. Ya never know what yer gunna git.
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${b} Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy
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${b} Man I'm *SLEEPY*!!!! My keyboard is slipping away!
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${b} Mike Tyson says ${a} BITES! Do you HEAR what I'm saying?!
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${b} mIRCrap: JUST DON'T DO IT!
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${b} Mr. Peanut uses ${a}. Shouldn't you?
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${b} Mr. Rogers uses ${a}. Won't you be my neighbor?
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${b} Mr. T uses ${a}. Shouldn't you, SUCKAH?
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${b} Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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${b} Now she knows why her cat stays away from me! DAMNIT!
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${b} Occifer, I'm not as think as you stoned I am!
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${b} Occifer, take me drunk, I'm home
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${b} OH SHIT!\$@#\$ My mom caught me using ${a}!
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${b} One ${a} to rule them all
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${b} Oral sex makes your day
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${b} Outwit. Outplay. Outlast. Survivor ${a}.
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${b} PARTYTIME! 5 seconds to the millenium! 4...3...2...1...EOF From client
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${b} Ping-pong timeout
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${b} Pretzel Boy uses ${a}. Shouldn't you?
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${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for the Amiga today!
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${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for the Apple Newton today!
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${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for the Atari 2600 today!
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${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for the BeOS today!
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${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for the ColecoVision today!
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${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for the Commodore 64 today!
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${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for the Microsoft Xbox today!
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${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for the Nintendo 64 today!
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${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for the Nintendo Gameboy today!
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${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for the Nintendo GameCube today!
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${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for the PalmPilot today!
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${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for the Sony Playstation ${rand(2) + 1} today!
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${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for Windows CE today!
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${b} Save water -- drink beer!
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${b} Showering in your clothes shows you're crazy. Showering nude shows your nuts.
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${b} Silly faggot! mIRC is for kids!
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${b} Silly wabbit, ${a} is for kids!
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${b} Size DOES matter
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${b} Tabardation - the inability to master use of the <Tab> key. See: retardation; Headcase.
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${b} Terminated.
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${b} That's Miss ${a} to you
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${b} That's Mister ${a} to you
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${b} The best part of waking up is ${a} in your cup
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${b} The birds kept calling his name, thought Caw
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${b} The Borg use ${a}. It will be assimilated. Shouldn't you?
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${b} The FDA says 5 servings of ${a} a day increases sexual potency
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${b} The Hobbits use ${a}. Shouldn't you?
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${b} The Invisible Man uses ${a}, you just can't see it!
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${b} The name's X. ${a}.
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${b} The Power Rangers use ${a}. Shouldn't you?
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${b} The Spice Girls use ${a} (instead of underwear and talent)
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${b} They killed Kenny! THOSE BASTARDS!
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${b} This ${a}'s for you
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${b} Tickle-Me Elmo uses ${a}. *giggle* *giggle* *giggle*
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${b} Tiger Woods uses ${a}. FORE!
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${b} Time to make the donuts
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${b} Time wasted: $rand(30) days $rand(23) hours $rand(59) minutes $rand(59) seconds $rand(99) milliseconds $rand(999) nanoseconds
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${b} Time wasted: $rand(9) millenia $rand(9) centuries $rand(9) decades $rand(9) years $rand(11) months
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${b} Time wasted: all of it
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${b} Time wasted: $tdiff2(${time() - F})
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${b} Tone Loc uses ${a}, and funky cold medina.
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${b} Tony the Tiger uses ${a}. It's Grrrrrrrrreat!
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${b} Twat?! I cunt hear you!
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${b} Uh oh... I'm getting a blip on the gaydar. Richard Simons is coming!
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${b} We are ${a} of Borg. You will be assimilated. Using ircII is futile.
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${b} We are ${a} of Borg. You will be assimilated. Using mIRC is futile.
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${b} We drink more beers than Norm on Cheers!
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${b} Went through the desert on a ${a} with no name.
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${b} Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag, puke, piece of shit or did you have to work on it?
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${b} Where do you want to go today?
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${b} Who ate my nuggets?!
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${b} Whyismyspacebarnotworking?!
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${b} Windows Me, coded entirely by blondes
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${b} With a ${a} here and a ${a} there, here a ${a} there a ${a} everywhere a ${a}
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${b} Wouldn't it be great if the dog could walk itself?
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${b} Yo quiero ${a}
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${b} You can breathe without ${a}, but I wouldn't recommend it
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${b} You can /quit any time you like, but you can never leave
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All the ${a} that's fit to print!
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Bad ${a}, bad ${a}, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
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bong timeout
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Connection reset by beer
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Connection reset by pheer
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Don't squeeze the ${a}
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Dude! You're getting a ${a}!
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Erection reset by queer
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Grab life by the ${a}
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HEY! Must be the ${a}!
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Killed (alexs (Requested by panasync))
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Killed (Ancient (Requested by panasync))
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Killed (BillGates (Lindows 98 -- jizz your pants!))
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Killed (BlackJac (Requested by panasync))
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Killed (DrmWEaver (Requested by panasync))
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Killed (frash (Requested by panasync))
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Killed (einride (Requested by panasync))
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Killed (KrON (Requested by panasync))
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Killed (rox (Requested by panasync))
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Read error: $rand(10) + $rand(10) = -$rand(10) (Connection reset by third grade math)
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Read error: 1.414213562 (Excessive square root of 2)
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Read error: 1.732050808 (Excessive square root of 3)
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Read error: 2.71828182846 (Excessive e)
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Read error: 2.99792458 x 10^8 meters/second (Excessive speed of light)
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Read error: 3.1415926535 (Excessive pi)
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Read error: 666 (Connection reset by Satan)
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Read error: 69 (Excessive sex)
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Read error: 69 (Excessive tongue)
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User abortion with 5 coathooks
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Will the REAL Slim ${a} please stand up?
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Who's your BitchX?
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Bitchx: Better than peer
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10 million strong and growing!
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Read error: 2004 (10 years of BitchX isn't nearly enough)
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Killed (powuh (requested by panasync))
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Killed (einride (requested by panasync))
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Read error: 420 (Excessive blunts to the dome)
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BitchX: Now available for the Gibson
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BitchX: No wardrobe malfunctions here!
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BitchX: The FAQ maker!
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